If Only He Knew What Sports Were.

In the car on the way to the doctor's office (where most of my and Mr. Pitt's most argumentative conversations occur):

I have to leave your house around 4 today. I'm having conditioning for my high school volleyball girls this week. Today we're doing jump training!

(With a puzzled look on his face)..."Jump training? You don't have to do that in volleyball...it's just a bunch of moving around and being fast."

Um. There's a lot of jumping...a lot a lot...You're pretty much always jumping during a volleyball game.

"Really? I don't know..."

When's the last time you've seen a volleyball match?

(Scratches his chin)... "Ooh, it's been a while."