Friday, September 17, 2010

Just BLOW!

Phone rings.


Mr. Pitt picks up the phone and stares at the caller ID, deciding to put the phone back and not answer.


"It's one of those advertisements...I'm getting to recognize their numbers."


Phone stops ringing, no one leaves a message on the other end.


"You know what I want to do one of these days?"


What's that?


"One of these days I want to buy a whistle, and just BLOW! Yeah, I'm going to answer their damn phone calls and just blow my whistle until they call the police department or Obama's office."

Thursday, September 9, 2010

No...I Don't Know.

Today, Mr. Pitt told me, "I'm delicious inside, you know?"

Thursday, September 2, 2010

There's a Forgotten Hepburn Movie Star?

"Do they have any stores around here that sell those DVD's?"

(I nod my head)

"Oh, we need to have a day when we go there. I'd like to have some of those around. You know, of the great movies of our time...or, my time, rather... There were some biggies back then. Like...uh, like Gloria Hepburn. And there was that one famous guy, I can't think of his name. He was Mr. Smith Goes to Washington...

James Stewart?

"No..."

(It was...but I tried again)... Uh...Carey Grant?

Yeah yeah yeah!!! Carey Grant, he was the Gone With the Wind Guy, too.

Hm...No he wasn't.

"Oh yes he was, I'm sure of that."

Hm...well I'm pretty sure it's not. (I looked it up, thanks IMDB!)...It's Clark Gable.

"Who?"

Clark Gable.


"Clark Gable...I don't know that name. Are you sure you have it right?"

mmm yep.

"Huh. Well, anyway, I'd like to have some of those around."