Phone rings.
Mr. Pitt picks up the phone and stares at the caller ID, deciding to put the phone back and not answer.
"It's one of those advertisements...I'm getting to recognize their numbers."
Phone stops ringing, no one leaves a message on the other end.
"You know what I want to do one of these days?"
What's that?
"One of these days I want to buy a whistle, and just BLOW! Yeah, I'm going to answer their damn phone calls and just blow my whistle until they call the police department or Obama's office."
Yes because they would call Obama's office. I miss this blog.
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