Late Night Shopping

Mr. Pitt's sleep schedule = Fall asleep after Glenn Beck at 5 pm. Wake up around 2 am. Have coffee and watch the only thing that is on TV at that hour: infomercials. This is no good because Mr. Pitt likes to spend money, and believes everything that he sees on TV. So far, he has purchased the following (non-inclusive, and this is only since I've known him):

• Automatic shoe shine/buffer combo (I have never seen it used)
• A hardwood floor steamer (Unopened, and returned a week after purchase...he has carpet in nearly his entire apartment)
• A miniature air dehumidifier (okay, he uses that all the time)
• 3 bottles of dehydrated pomegranate powder (??)
• 18 clothes dryer spikey balls which came with...
• 36 bottles of clothes dryer spikey ball solution (12 balls and 24 bottles of solution have since been returned)
• A "Backlife" back stretcher

Now, most of the stuff he uses is completely unnecessary and usually ends up unused and returned (via my taking it to the post office). The "Backlife" back stretcher may come in handy, however, considering he also has purchased an Ab Rocket. Considering his physical condition, if he ever decides he wants to get rock hard abs, he's going to need a good stretch.