Just now, I told Mr. Pitt I was going out to get ink for his printer. He asked if I would be coming back. I said that I would come back, print his documents, finish my work, and then leave for the day. He said okay.
When I got back, he was finishing his second tumbler of wine.
"You know, I was asleep, and I woke up and you were gone! And I said, 'where is she? Did she leave me?' I thought you left me for good!"
I told you where I was going, right?
"Yes, but I didn't know you would be back."
Oh...I thought I told you that.
"Well I think I understood...You told me you were going out to get shoes."
Nooo...
"And what I mean by shoes, of course...is coloring for the printer."
yeeeah...
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